I am the truth.--John 14:6 Opposite Day is masterful at deconstructing my will to live. My kids embody the post-modern decline into meaninglessness and anarchy when they play one of the most annoying games imaginable. Ephram: “Today is Opposite Day.” Talitha: “No it’s not.” Ephram: “That means it is.” Lucia: “That means it isn’t.” Me: “You three are being ridiculous. Your semantic tampering with absolute truth is plunging this entire family into an epistemological crisis!” K